The Job Interview
Applicant: Howdy, Good morning.
Interviewer: Hi, have a seat, please.
(The applicant held on a seat)
Applicant: O Sure, Thanks.
Interviewer: Introduce yourself, please.
Applicant: (in an astonishing way) Why? My detailed introduction is all-inclusive in my resume.
Interviewer: Eww! it’s a courtesy to introduce yourself before the conservation starts.
Applicant: Well, I am Kaln Stalin. I possessed a degree in marketing management from Stanford University of Management Science and Engineering.
Interviewer: Excellent!
Applicant: Now, introduce yourself too.
(Interviewer stagged)
Interviewer: Why I introduce myself to yourself?
Applicant: You just told me that it’s a courtesy to introduce yourself before the conservation starts.
(Interviewer desired to requite him)
Interviewer: Are you out of mind? I’m not supposed to introduce myself to you. You are the applicant, not I am.
Applicant: No, absolutely not. If I was out of mind, I didn’t remember that you told me that it’s a courtesy.
Interviewer: Oh! Leave it. Let me figure out your skills.
Applicant: Well, I’m such a proficient person. I’m so wizard in cooking, and I do moping very well.
(The interviewer ogled him in vexation)
O, I forget that I acquire fame in social media. Thirty people follow me on Instagram Moreover, I am quite renowned on Facebook and me……..
(The applicant tried to respond more) (The interviewer interrupted him)
Interviewer: How insane are you!
Applicant: Why are you degrading me? I explained my skills to you. Oh! I missed one point (he said in regret)
Interviewer: Which point? (he thought that point was captivating.)
Applicant: 31 people follow me on Instagram now. My newborn niece followed me on her account. I created his account to increase my followers last Sunday. Please, follow me you too after this interview. So, there are 32. (applicant requested in a covetous manner)
Interviewer: Man, I asked for your professional skills by which our company will benefit?
Applicant: Then, you must elucidate your question. (he tried to instruct him)
Interviewer: Go away! I don’t want to know more about your skills. How many years of experience related to this position have you procured?
Applicant: I acquire zero years of experience, but I have experience of other kinds in this field (he told excitedly)
Interviewer: Then, I’m sure you have experience in the business.
Applicant: Ahm! You assumed wrong. I have experience of being rejected four times for a job.
Interviewer: Why were you rejected? (he thought he was rejected because of this kind of silly answer in job interviews).
Applicant: Sir, each company, requires experience. No one can hire a person with zero experience. (he replied emotionally) No, one can hire based on our skills. Now, tell me from which side a person performs a job to gain experience.
Interviewer: Don’t worry. We only demand your upstanding work. Your experience doesn’t matter in case you performed up to scratch.
Applicant: Then, you are hiring me (asked jovially)
Interviewer: Of course not! I mean until you don’t pass the interview. Now tell me why you need this job?
Applicant: Oh! Sir, I don’t need this job; instead, you need me. I read your ad in a newspaper that you need a person for the manager post in your company. Then, I decided to help you.
(The Interviewer made sure that an applicant was an abnormal person. To ensure more, he jumped to the next question.)
Interviewer: Now, I’m going to check your observation power. Explain what you observe in this room?
Applicant: I observe a man sitting in front of me with a brown face, stunning eyes, and rough and dirty hair. His behavior is consistently rude to me. He is trying his best to reject his skilled and proficient applicant by force.
Interviewer: A saucy man. Are you talking about me? (he roared in anger)
Applicant: No, I’m talking about another person in this room, except both of us. ( he teased). Of course, I was talking about you. You just asked me to explain my observations about this room, and I only did that, hahaha.
(The interviewer called the security)
Applicant: O, please. There is no need for this kindness. I feel safe with you.
Interviewer: Security! throw this uncivilized man out.
(5 minutes silence) (Suddenly the applicant entered the room by force)
Interviewer: Despite a lot of insults, why are you coming again?
Applicant: I only returned to say one thing. Last time, I forgot the courtesy, but this time you forgot. Goodbye! It’s a courtesy to say goodbye after the conversation ends.
(Sudden smile appeared on the applicant’s face, but a tear in his eyes may be of rejection)
(The applicant went but left a long-lasting impact on the interviewer)I
